I am a husband and father and teacher at The Oaks Academy in Spokane, WA, and publisher at Jovial Press.
I married my Indian Princess just before Y2K. I am an old fashioned Protestant Christian Humanist. I love music, basketball, and art. I play the drums, and read actual flesh and blood books.
If I could have lunch with any three living people, I would have buffalo ribs with a butter-mushroom-cream sauce, Roxy Ray would be singing with Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings, and I’d be at table with Tom Wolfe, ?uestlove, and Adam Schlesinger (and Brad Bird, because it’s my fantasy, and no one can count in my fantasy).
If I could have dinner with any three dead people (and the TARDIS was there with its universal language translation circuit) I’d have slow smoked dry ribs with Walker Percy, Herodotus, Martin Bucer, and Boniface (see the previous paragraph if you have questions about my ability to count). And Janis Joplin would be singing with Louis Armstrong and his All-Stars backed up by Parliament Funkadelic. And the author of Beowulf would be passin’ the mic with Black Thought and Dante in an Epic Rap Battle.
My carefully crafted internet persona is also much cooler than my actual person, but I can live with that.